//Made these and not too sure what to do with them. Soooooo Like to see what Clerk thinks you are to him sexually?

𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙝 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙝 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙝- "Hey? I think you zoned out there."

"Right. Well, today is legs, so I'll probably spend most of my time doing squats. I feel good about break𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙝 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙝 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙝..." As if he needs squats...

𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙝 𝙗𝙡- "Again? My daughter doesn't even zone out this fast. You alright? Something on your mind?"

"S-Self-love is important, e-everyone!" You don't even wanna know how long he was pent up. It might make you angry.

Weird thing: People let Mordin cut in front of them in line allll the time. Don't know why.

//Trying to be unbiased in my follow backs is hard

"If that's the case, you can have your spot back when you get them. There's no reason to just give it up like that."

Sure can. But uh... he's pretty much done the work for her.

Huh? You're paying him to do what?!

"You're paying me, I think that's a grand... to milly rock?"

He sighed... and started milly rocking. And being a 6'5 heavy man, he kept it really simple.

If you put enough beer in Mordin, he might think he's in college again and start "dancing".

Hours might be too much. His knees ain't built for that much movement anymore.

Exactly. No mater how jiggly it is.

Back from the nighttime trip to the gym. Man, he might be overdoing squats...

Well, in the long ass time I've been doing this, I think I'm finally ready to go and pack it up. Roleplay is fun, but I'm just posting captioned porn and barely role-playing at this point. I've been in all the fandoms, made a ton of shitposts, written some lines that made me-

All those pictures you sent him at work got to him... Now he's in the bathroom trying to rub it out. Happy?

Everyone wants one thing from him.

He hung up a "BATHROOM OUT OF ORDER" to make this for you. ...Is it good? He hasn't done these in a while...