‘How’s Palestine now? A fucking parking lot. We won bitches’ Now I know what evil looks like.

Crazy how it holds up 😭

It's funny being a leftist and being told that I will never be happy with any Presidential candidate, like I have this incredibly high perfect standard to meet. When in actuality I find the bar to be crossed to be a shockingly low one.

Elon Musk now has the same wealth as the poorest 50 million families in the USA. But tell me again about the evils of soci... Capitalism.

i'd rather be that one friend that's too woke because america's first cookbooks were for eating slaves and the guy who is still called the "father of gynecology" was experimenting on and torturing black women

If Newsom ends up being the candidate, it is essentially the party admitting they would rather lose over and over again and watch democracy backslide than give an inch of ground to progressives.

Bold take from someone who’s kids don’t talk to him

I don’t understand waiting to vote out ppl who are eating children when we can toss them in a fire today

painting of what I saw when I medically passed away.

Almost certainly he just meant something like "the universe is big and there are probably aliens out there" but it's hilarious that the journalist didn't ask a follow-up question to clarify that, so we're stuck with this quote for now.

do NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT give my glorious east coast to those israeli DEVILS give them some bullshit like UTAH

“WE DO CAMPS AND DEPORTATION THE RIGHT WAY!”

Danganronpa

No Israeli product is truly vegan - they're all stained with Palestinian blood.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 New York City had its safest January on record with murders down 60% and shootings down 20%.

might be the ugliest character select screen of all-time

I don't need a stake in the future to care about it, jackass

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie if Miyamoto hadn't stopped Nintendo's new woke DEI president

Shoutouts to my older cousin for doing it first so I had an idea of what to expect 🤙🤙🤙 love you girlie