i think what we've discovered tonight is that Farage has been lying. britain doesn't actually agree with him. he doesn't 'have a point'. could we stop putting him on the tv now? since he basically only represents a fringe that have fallen for his lies.

I support freedom of speech in the UK. I also support the rule of law that discourages incitement to murder. If you think these positions are mutually exclusive you're probably not very good at thinking.

Hi hotel people. Tucking duvets in is just fucking weird.

Only accounts mentioned can reply... Wonder why?

Putting this out into the #edfringe2024 X/Twitterverse🌍💫 I have 1 confirmed audience member coming to my show tonight. If anyone else would like to see a new writing, solo show at 23:25 tonight I’d happily comp your tickets!! Share if you can! A fun, quirky wee play 💜

Isabel, out of a million punters 0.0038% have been arrested. 20% of Reform MPs have actually been to prison.

Hi SWARCO Smart Charging - Formerly eVolt Could you check out these units in Stoke-on-Trent? Kingsway, Stoke, ST4 1HP 2 units. One is taxi only. Has Chademo, CCS and Type 2. But it's a car park so only the Type 2 is really any use. But the sign says limited to 1 hour's use. So, basically useless.

What an utter fucking prick.

'But what if an ambulance was trying to get through?'

Welcome to Feargal’s Fridays on @lbc where Nick Ferrari and I team up to expose the shocking state of England’s poisoned rivers.

Weird thing to call a minor.

Currently casting for my graphic new series about a talkative and trigger happy cop who plays percussion in the New York Philharmonic; Glock 'n Spiel.

Those leaked questions in full:

As govt proposes pouring billions into so-called carbon capture, please remember there is not a single example on earth where this actually works at required power-station scale. It is chiefly promoted by - guess who? Fossil fuel lobbyists.

The Ditch can reveal EL AL – Israel’s national airline – is still illegally transporting munitions through Irish sovereign airspace A flight today from Tel Aviv to New York passed through Irish territory carrying Israel Defense Forces F-35 fighter jet parts to the US for repair

Time was you could trap your adopted daughter in a doorless tower and force her to let you use her hair as a ladder. You can't do that now. Because of woke.

Jenrick was probably a more disgusting human but Badenoch a little more batshit. It won't really matter but it does add to the inescapable death sprial that's dragging all remaining Tories to the R*form arseholes' paradise.

It's probably long past time to let this fucking awful platform suck itself dry and into oblivion.