anxiety sambhaalein ya desh?

instead of "baap ko mat sikha" we should be normalising "baap ko sikha", because brown dads really have a lot to learn

dating is genuinely so funny, a guy lent me his highlighted copy of a 1,000-page book and then ghosted me. I feel like I accidentally just gained custody of someone’s child

doing a line of hope

wake up babe new ✨election fraud ✨just dropped 🎀

why are we not starting every story with “suni mere veero ajj meri kahani”

Single children be like Raksha Abandon

first of all founders’ office is a place not a job profile wtf

not rahul gandhi accusing EC of ✨eLeCtiOn fRaUd ✨ and EC responding with “but if you’re so sure why don’t u promise us 😭”

woke up wishing for NDA alliance to fall, again!

maybe the real election fraud were the friends we made along the way

with every life lost in gaza, the whole humanity dies

the supreme court just gave a death sentence to all stray dogs in delhi, idk how can you look at it any other way

please please please don’t come on substack and put selfies there this is a humble request

have y’all seen that trend where influencers act like nothing’s wrong and humanity isn’t in a crisis?

we are a streetwhere brand we tell u where the street is

making strangers laugh is peak validation, it fixes something in me

schrodingers’ dog — an experiment where we put all delhi stray dogs in shelter homes which don’t exist so dogs are both alive and dead at the same time

hopebaiting myself everyday

kids doing the weirdest things is my fave genre of reels