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@awolprez

A Way of Life

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calendar_today05-01-2013 07:02:47

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I wish I could do jobs like trial subscriptions. 2 days as a trash man, 1 day on a crab boat, maybe a shift as a pilot… The Real Mike Rowe you sir had it made!#NightShift #AWOL

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If ads are smart enough to know I’m interested, they should be smart enough to know I already bought it. I got the dog food, Ollie . You won. Congrats. Now please tell YouTube to stop showing me the ad. #YouWin #AWOL

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Any dumb rich people out there want to buy me a house? No strings attached, just a tasteful backsplash and a little gratitude #househunters #MoneyTips #AWOL

Any dumb rich people out there want to buy me a house?
No strings attached, just a tasteful backsplash and a little gratitude #househunters #MoneyTips #AWOL
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Life’s too short to hold grudges. So go ahead and call that person you hate and tell them to go fuck themselves. Get that closure #AWOL

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What did an office job look like before computers and cell phones? You show up at 9 a.m., sit at a desk, and… just use the phone and take turns faxing each other? #AWOL #Weird

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Wild how Trump and Elon went from a ride-or-die bromance to whatever chaotic shitshow this is now. At the end of the day, it’s just a dick-swinging contest we’re all forced to watch #Trump #elonmask #whosyourdaddy #AWOL

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One day about a month ago it started raining in Atlanta and hasn’t stopped since. I’ve been damp for 30 straight days and there’s no end in sight. #Atlanta #MakeItStop #AWOL #Moist

One day about a month ago it started raining in Atlanta and hasn’t stopped since. I’ve been damp for 30 straight days and there’s no end in sight.
#Atlanta #MakeItStop #AWOL #Moist
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Work email etiquette: Instead of “Sorry for the delay” say “Thank you for your patience” Instead of “Apologies for the oversight” say “If you’re God’s gift to Excel, then YOU fucken do it.” #corporateLife #Excel #AWOL

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Spoken like a true Chicagoan. Learning how to lose builds character and nothing builds character like a lifetime of rooting for Chicago teams #Chicago #PopeLeo #AWOL

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World's first autonomous delivery of a car! This Tesla drove itself from Gigafactory Texas to its new owner's home ~30min away — crossing parking lots, highways & the city to reach its new owner

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Beat the odds and officially a first-time homebuyer! The dog’s got a fenced-in yard, my girlfriend’s got a house, and I’ve got a mortgage the bank will never forget. Big day!

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Hot take: QR codes should function like links. Why are people sending me QR codes like I’m supposed to print them out and scan them with a second phone?

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The UNO Social Club is set to roll out to bars nationwide this August, with Atlanta among the featured cities, bringing its signature fun to the city.

The UNO Social Club is set to roll out to bars nationwide this August, with Atlanta among the featured cities, bringing its signature fun to the city.
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Work email pet peeve: don’t shorten my name if you don’t know me. How would you like it if I started calling you Dick, Richard?

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The best part about The Masters ticket lottery is winning 2026 tickets… and still not going. You couldn’t pay me to make the trip to that pit. I’ve got two tickets for Friday. Who wants them? Follow LIV Golf Insider and LIKE/COMMENT/ or REPOST this for a chance to win tickets.