The opposing manager pat on the head, Arteta really is Pep’s apprentice.

They tried to tell us that Todd Boehly has found loopholes, loool. Loopholes banza. Apeetor.

One by one, Mikel will get his revenge for what some of these cheating bastards did to his father, Arsène.

Our inner child deserves this score for all the years Chelsea battered us

Mikel Arteta. I asked for water, and you have given me champagne.

Hipsters tried to tell us that Jorginho is better than Partey. Monitwɛasidi, the lot of you.

Nicolas Jackson strikes a football like he’s wearing knock-off Zara boxer shorts.

Mi dwɛŋ ni oyɛ dwɛŋmɔ asomaa koolo ji bo.

We’ll run all bants just to tease other fans, but spending £65m of your limited budget on Kai Havertz has to be one of the smelliest decisions any manager has made in football. We can admit that Arteta tried to be shrewd with it but in the end, it was foolish.

It will feed nations.

I hate when people act obtuse. What I hate more is deliberately obtuse people.

If you don’t “know why many of us are so desperate to leave the country behind in pursuit of 'greener pastures',” then you’re not fit to be on TV grilling the same politicians who put the country in the mess that people are desperately trying to run from.

The way the government's people keep telling Ghanaians that there is no dumsor but they're mad that people are complaining and expressing their frustrations about it just doesn't make sense.

I was listening to people calling in to Citi FM about the dumsor situation and the anger is palpable. Small business owners are getting crushed. People can’t sleep at night and get to work tired.

Our President and his Vice are all localised faults.

Barca fans thought things were going to be sweet forever, lol. Welcome to your banter era. Take a seat and make yourself feel comfortable at home. You’re about to experience headache and severe heartburns that even paracetamol can’t cure. You better have health insurance.

El Clasico has fallen off harder than Ghana’s economy.

So the people who have been putting our lights off every day, when they get home, don’t their wives say anything to them?