Melissa
@awkwardenabled
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@RiotGrlErin
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I'm a niche genre.nice things I say to myself
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@RodLacroix
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@mom_tho
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If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️Helleanor Rigby
@Mom_Overboard
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@sixfootcandy
Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4jokey lil jokester making my lil jokey jokes
@EdgarPoop1
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@natesmith.jawns.club homeless pirate. sustainable, carbon-neutral tweets. butterfly whisperer. official soup taster. likes LEGOs BLM. He/Him.Matty
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Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.The Original President Warren G. Harding
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@smiles_and_nods
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@whatsJo
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@andiindarkmode
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@_stylr_
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@katethequaint
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@KimmyMonte
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@peteyeatsrabbit
Pel-Freez rabbit meat mascot from the 60s.Andrés Teta
@SirHeartburn
I'm a male I'm a man I'm a he I don't get into that mentally ill stuffmonobob
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alt whats older than main. dull things that interest meDid My Anus Write This?
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@BeerDefinitely
Do these glasses make me look flat.Manda
@maladementebtch
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@kenzianidiot
follow me for my dads weekly agendas! im also medium funny and have a very cute dog. | marketing at @dropout | she/herprotolalia
@protolalia
I can explain.Sarco
@sarcophagasm
Oh. Ha ha ha. I get it. *definitely does not get it*sky
@iamspacegirl
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@jimrosecircus1
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@BougieRice
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@lbctimes6
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Im just here because everyone else is.Glizzy Queen
@theglizzyqueen
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@daralynn13
That's what I do. I have great hair and I know things.North American Friends Movie Club
@nafmcpodcast
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@Bob_Janke
Chicago Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.Ken Schotsch
@KenSchotsch
I turn tweets into comics. Send me your tweets and I’ll see what I can do. @Tweetercomics got hacked so now I have to start over please follow.Spleenly
@spleenly
Lightly dark deeply shallow tragic comedy with occasional smut. Opinions expressed are no one's, least of all my own. Unreal with feels.LochNessa
@NessaAndMalcolm
Hey, I’m Nessa! Commit to change 🤘🏻 Cancer survivor 🥷 I 💜 art, nunchaku, rollerskating, hiking, and making new friends. I stream games now too 👾Melvin of York
@MelvinofYork
sometimes I convince myself that the world is merely an elaborate video game and the player controlling me is a total noobDrew (some assembly required)
@dmc1138
if it wasn't for this nonsense, I'd have no sense at all.Irregular Expression
@alandwilbur
Jesus, take it easy. We’re kidding over here.Deeny (they/them)
@councilofDeen
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@_hood_mona_lisa
Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.Fool
@foolishbran
🥪 🏔 mostly harmlessSir Emil-hehe, the Fourth
@EmSchwegy
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@carnation_me
To tweet, or not to tweet that is the question.Groceries
@Terrorsweats
This notes app is broken, I'm seeing other people's is that legal?nika
@nikalamity
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@sa1martha
prepare to be overwhelmedLord James Alvarez
@ObscureGent
Writer of the @theObscureGents comics| Brother, friend, creative partner to @ObscureAaron | Podcast @PlainZeroShow IG/TikTok/YouTube: ObscureGenthenchbeaver
@henchbeaver
here for itPessimus Prime respawn edition
@_pessimusprime
They tried to cancel me. They failed. No one will stop me tweeting about Barry Chuckle. YOU HEAR ME ELON?niteynite
@hoedeehoe
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@KarenReneK
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@kv8
omnipresent in absentia, perchance frittering my time away on twitter. ok fine, X. .•| sui juris |•.Calamity Grace
@grace_calamity
just an alt. avi by @popartcartoonz(DMart)
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