genuinely think the "woah mama" comments on anything elvis related is the funniest thing ever

sending me a voice message unprovoked knowing your voice is not attractive is a hate crime btw

I GET MY CAR BACK TODAY

one of my students stole candy out of my desk that i only bought them as an apology for being so mean before spring break...i'm going to scream

this mindset will ruin u. that part of her life is not your burden to carry, it's her job to fix her shit and you shouldn't feel sorry for the people who hurt you if you want to make it out of there with even the tiniest sliver of sanity

men telling me to be careful/safe makes me wanna punch a hole in a wall

no because she really ate. our generation specifically is too self obsessed imo. you sitting there ruminating on how ugly you are when you could simply read a book or paint a silly little image actually.

"gleb, that's my seat AND my sister! GO!"

We take so much for granted.

you could poison poison

ROSIE THE RIVETER DIED WHAT THE HELL???

always excited for nail day with my fave girl

NAIL DAY!!!!

i can't believe i still have one more day of work this week

neglected homework so now i've got 12 assignments due by TONIGHT i'm sick

just realized they're saying "let me go we'll meet again soon" instead of "let me go with me to get soup" in little talks...no one talk to me

i do not like the reaction my body has to a tall man smoking a cigarette, especially if he's wearing a slutty little jacket