Might start dating again soon kinda miss being stressed out all the time

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

Tell a Taurus not to do something and we gonna do it twice AND TAKE PICS

friend: come on, the weather isn't that cold me:

Y’all ever chilled with somebody & thought to ya self “they never gone see me again”

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m really busy watching this 45 minute video of someone deep cleaning an old rug

This is Bèr. He's going as Paddington Dog for Halloween. Distant cousin of Paddington Bear, but with a strikingly similar fashion sense. Prefers peanut butter to marmalade. 14/10

Male artists are absent from the Top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100 for the first time ever.

she’s defrosting as we speak

goodnight

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

This movie better than Home Alone no shade

in an era. not gonna say which one

no better feeling than when you finish a good book & can finally eat the bookmark

my bat signal

Please don’t text me I’m watching videos of glass bottles rolling down the stairs

So we’re clear: The Supreme Court ended affirmative action yesterday by saying you CAN’T discriminate by helping a minority group, then turned around today and said you CAN discriminate by hurting them.