Okay, first official day of "summer" for us and I'm going to pretend I've got this #parenting thing down. Bucket full of chalk and haven't seen my kids all day. Check back with me in a couple weeks for my regularly scheduled meltdown. #motherhood #momlife #dadlife

Hey, momma, whatchu eating up there? #motherhood #dogsoftwitter #mybestie #jabbapug

“awww plans canceled? i really wanted to go maybe next time..”

FYI- My sh🖤p will be in "vacation mode" for a week starting this Wednesday (6/22). If you want anything before then, get it while I can still make it to the post office 😅 Check out the new sticker pack toppers I made for my #DragonAge and #MassEffect packs!

Oof, it's been hard to get back onto Twitter recently. I know you're all totally missing my incredibly valuable content 😜 #sorry #TooMuchSocialMedia #NeededABreak #introvert

👏Amen!👏

Sometimes you just gotta re-read your own fiction because you wrote the exact story you wanted to read and you need something dependable to comfort your anxiety 🥰 #DragonAge #fanfic archiveofourown.org/works/34191226

So frustratingly true.

sometimes i forget we’re actually getting da4 and it’s not just some collective hallucination

I am really enjoying watching my husband play my favorite videogames. Quality bonding time #dragonage I guess the blight really does bring people together.

Wife: What essential oil will help me sleep? Me: Chloroform

My kid announced she had a poop shaped like an exclamation mark. My other kid said “oooooo you’re gonna have an exciting day!”

My school taught square dancing in the 4th grade because you never know when a Hoedown will break out.

It doesn't matter where I go or how wonderful the vacation is, I will always be relieved to be back in my own bed.

My kids were not prepared for how good my villain laugh is when they asked. #scaredmykids #momlife #parenting

Sometimes a proper PB&J just HITS.

Sometimes you get a coffee that's bad enough to return to the barista. Except the barista was you. So drink your nasty coffee and enjoy the day, me. Try again tomorrow.