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Average Momma Bear

@averagemombear

#geekmom #momlife I'm an artist, writer, mother, geek, gamer, and lover of puns. My kids are hilarious. I'm so-so. linktr.ee/AMBART Banner art by me.

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Okay, first official day of "summer" for us and I'm going to pretend I've got this #parenting thing down. Bucket full of chalk and haven't seen my kids all day. Check back with me in a couple weeks for my regularly scheduled meltdown. #motherhood #momlife #dadlife

Okay, first official day of "summer" for us and I'm going to pretend I've got this #parenting thing down. Bucket full of chalk and haven't seen my kids all day. Check back with me in a couple weeks for my regularly scheduled meltdown. #motherhood #momlife #dadlife
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FYI- My sh🖤p will be in "vacation mode" for a week starting this Wednesday (6/22). If you want anything before then, get it while I can still make it to the post office 😅 Check out the new sticker pack toppers I made for my #DragonAge and #MassEffect packs!

FYI- My sh🖤p will be in "vacation mode" for a week starting this Wednesday (6/22). If you want anything before then, get it while I can still make it to the post office 😅 Check out the new sticker pack toppers I made for my #DragonAge and #MassEffect packs!
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Oof, it's been hard to get back onto Twitter recently. I know you're all totally missing my incredibly valuable content 😜 #sorry #TooMuchSocialMedia #NeededABreak #introvert

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Sometimes you just gotta re-read your own fiction because you wrote the exact story you wanted to read and you need something dependable to comfort your anxiety 🥰 #DragonAge #fanfic archiveofourown.org/works/34191226

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I am really enjoying watching my husband play my favorite videogames. Quality bonding time #dragonage I guess the blight really does bring people together.

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My kid announced she had a poop shaped like an exclamation mark. My other kid said “oooooo you’re gonna have an exciting day!”

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Sometimes you get a coffee that's bad enough to return to the barista. Except the barista was you. So drink your nasty coffee and enjoy the day, me. Try again tomorrow.