I used Nero to burn CDs as a kid and only later got the joke: Nero burned Rome, and "Burning ROM" is such a perfect reference.

It’s weird seeing people just chilling without their phones

Antes si hacían celulares chidos para las Girls antes cual iPhone 😭

India should stop exporting those 1% mangoes as well. Those who don't bear this climate don't deserve any of it.😤

We should be glad. Thanks to the Himalayas, our fertility looks like this. 💪

Comediest people

This tree cutting nonsense keeps coming up every day. Here's a heat map and satellite imagery comparison: The 'hot' areas in India are loaded with trees. The 'cold' areas are the Tibetan desert with almost zero green cover. Explain this.

Hahhaha

They should change the name to "Strait of Schrödinger". It's both open and closed at the same time.

In 6th standard geography book, you would have read something called "timezones", you know how when it's 11am in India, it's 4-7am in Africa. Please revise the lesson. Same comparison after sunset in India.

Today I learnt that the German word for "gathering", or "assembly" is Sammeln. Stunned, because it is exactly the same as the Hindi word for it- Sammelan. 🤯

How do I teach my body that my fight or flight response is supposed to be for life or death situations, not answering an email

Chai ban raha he ya biriyani?

Interviewer : where do you see yourself in 5 years ? Me :

No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.

this is the most satisfying plot twist in tech history

A flock of flamingos over Sambhar Lake, Rajasthan.

Me when i find a perfect 2000s series with 6 seasons and 16+ episodes each