“My ass is gonna get arrested talking so openly like this one day.”

Keith shrugs. “Wouldn’t be the first time, so it’s whatever. Can’t be as bad as the time I got out in there for half a year.”

Keith shakes his head. “No. But it did involve me hitting someone. In the face multiple times, but not a wrench. What actually got me more time was that the cop was the dudes uncle or something. And when he tried to taze me it didn’t work out his way and started to beat on him.”

“A change of clothes. And maybe some ibuprofen in case. I think I ran out.” Keith adds, brow raised. “Aside that, anything you want I suppose. You’ll be staying a while, so make sure you block off your evening.”

//LMAOOO NOT SHIRO THINKING KEITHS GONNA BEAT HIM UP HAHAHAHAHAHA

“You’ve gotten on my bad side multiple times Melle. What the hell are you talking about?” Keith’s joking.

Well Keith’s gonna be beating something up but— “Great. See you then Shiro.” In the mean time, Keith’s gonna go set up the stage.

“No— I DONT think you really wanna, Melle. Besides, you may get on my bad side but you’re also on my good Side.”

Keith pauses and raises a brow. “. . . — Prove it.”

Time getting close, the “props” in place, Keith sets up the place. Pulling out his phone and sending quick text to Shiro. >> I’m in the back when you get here. Not that Keith wouldn’t already know, he had cameras all throughout the yard and driveway up to his home.

Keith perked a brow. “Yeah? Is that weird?” Keith sounds a little concerned. “You know I was joking about the whole you being on my bedside right? Like you’re not, I hope you know that. We banter but it’s all in good fun I hope. I like you and it’s nice having you around.”

That’s fine! Lotor didn’t have to like them, and that was totally okay. It wasn’t a taste a lot of people had, and honestly? Keith was used to that reaction. “He’s absolutely talented. Then I have the stupid shit I got done in high school on on leg I plan on covering one day.”

//‘xannxmdkfck ITS FORESHADOWING JK 🤣

BITE. HIM. It’s not KEITHS fault Ryou is JEALOUS he doesn’t have a hot SUPERNATURAL HUSBAND!