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trying not to throw up in the uber

oooh I’m Klay Thompson and I play in the NBA and I’m dating Grammy award winning artist Megan thee Stallion Fuck u Klay

Just stalked my own instagram archive & forgot I lived all those eras 😭😭😭 Miss you sis. You had so much fun.

“your skin looks so glowy today .. are you ovulating”?? “not sure, but I took an edible and they make me sweaty so it’s probably that”

that should be me

Kehlani performs “Folded” on A Colors Show.

not having kids and drinking at Chili's

i rather see a toddler smoking a cigarette than glued to an ipad.

“your best friend died years ago why are you still caught up on that” maybe it’s the guilt of getting an ominous text from her and responding “we will bury her with honor” hours before she did it - that now haunts me every second of this life

why tf this man speaking on heaven he’s going straight to hell beside hitler, and getting pineapple shoved up his ass

White people will invite you to smoke and pull out a blowtorch

the stripper likes me. everyone likes me. i'm a likable person

Imma with you