if we listening to music together and I sing the lyrics wrong ima beat tf outta u

college is cool because you get to pick what time your classes are and then still not go

wrap it up either suck a dick or don’t this has to end

they should invent a job where you just suck dick and it pays the same as a software engineer

Doing anthropological field work by showering at different peoples houses and taking note of how they keep their shower curtain/what kind of shower curtain they have

I have very long eyelashes and when I blink it sounds like bink bink bink. I'm very curvacious and voluptuous. I'm smoking a reaally long cigarette it's like 3 or four miles long, and my breats.. well you dont even want to know

almost?

On a serious note some of you need to download this app bc the way you’re so quick to dismiss the queer identities you don’t understand is not cute

I’ve never understood why some parents expect you to let their kid cut you in the bathroom line “but my daughter really has to go” bitch this chick is 7 years old if she pees her pants literally no one will care if I pee my pants I’m getting sent to rehab

People quoting this tweet and saying “she’s brave for looking like this while every other celeb is on Ozempic” is NOT a compliment to her, and y’all know it

Still haven’t filed my taxes #idgaf #LuckyThatMyBreastsAreSmallAndHumbleSoYouDontConfuseThemWithMountains

My biggest Need That ever

how the bisexual man kisses you before telling you he has a girlfriend

Twink that looks like a memory keeps viewing my grindr profile

Gay club whenever the lights come on

Worlds least complicated speakeasy entry #hokum