I hate almonds but chocolate almond milk is fucking mint👌

I won two free tickets to Six Flags in a contest however I won’t be able to go by the time they expire (12/31/19) so I’ll give them both randomly to someone that retweets this and follows me! I’ll pick someone on Wednesday (11/27) 😊🎢

My girlfriend came out to me as a hippie🤔Rebekah Lynn🍃✨

bro why am i so skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 2 am.. like i know why I’M out... why YOU drivin around this late

@nolongerwalking Takes a huge person to come out and do something like this walk proud of you man. We are all here for you.

No shave November is over. Chop chop

Why is this so funny to me?

There is more nipples in the world than people

If you don’t floor your truck under a bridge or through a tunnel just to hear it echo who the fuck raised you

Why does everyone hate RUSS so bad? Asking for a friend

You deserve someone who will pray for you, honor you, protect you, value you, support you, laugh with you, sacrifice for you, and fight for time to be with you. YOU DESERVE THAT So don’t settle for any less.

All I need is my freinds and family they help me stay head strong through this shit 🙏

If Biden wins I truly am scared for this country! We will go downhill very fast

Trump 2020