in the front seat of the uber while gang chops it up in the back

What the hell is going on at bartstool sports man

Bryson DeChambeau when I put legal U.S. currency on him:

corgi can go fuck himself

my wife as soon as she steps out of my truck after the drive home from buffalo wild wings

A farmer watching the Irish Open surrounded by his cows. When people talk about being effortlessly cool, this is who they're talking about.

Ratio'd by the Rainforest Cafe

Savannah Bananas would never be fun for me. Sports are not about neat little tricks. Sports are about Hate

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me. Just when I thought this day couldn’t get any worse

Tampa Bay Lightning dynasty

pope yes

THE FIRST AMERICAN POPE

We used to be a proper country

the lion does not concern himself with pulling out

People who understand hot sauce etiquette are the best. Don’t try to give me no Louisiana or tapatio hot sauce for Asian food

When you’re in charge of the golf cart speaker:

Still a believer that walking speed is connected with IQ

I’ll put all my eggs in one basket idgaf

Watched my team go to 3 straight Stanley Cup Finals + win 2 Cups to give me something to brag about for generations just for my team’s biggest rival to do it immediately after