I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.

COMING BACK THIS SUNDAY🔥 MASCOT VS PEEWEES

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Haven’t had this much fun watching the Tigers since I was a kid, felt the need to create a little something this morning

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Somebody let the Tigers get hot.

DET 47 - 9 DAL Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1087th unique final score in NFL history.

Thank you, Mr. Irsay, for the T-Swift tickets! Her school called her down to the office so I could FaceTime her with the amazing news! Her reaction is priceless…She is the sweetest kid & most deserving of this opportunity! #ForTheShoe Jim Irsay Indianapolis Colts #ErasTour Taylor Swift

totally yeah everyone also owes me $20 billion trillion trillion

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BREAKING: I’ve started drinking. 🍷

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JAX 6 - 52 DET Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1088th unique final score in NFL history.

JAX 29 - HOU 36 Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL History.