Trainer Tips! gonna climb up the side of Gigantamax Eevee and fall asleep in its fluff

// I'm working on Galvantula-Man what do y'all think ⚡🕷️

“So, Giovanni’s finally shown his face around here again, eh? Great. . .” A smirk. “I’ve got a score to settle with that old punk.”

yo Nate i wanna watch movies with god next

Hell yeah! Wait till she sees all those kung-fu and monster flicks—truly the best entertainment humanity has to offer.

ohh we /so/ gotta show her the Galvantula-Man trilogy

evil people don’t have great Anything

// alrighty ive been playing sword for the past three days let’s see if i can still write words

“I keep hearin’ ‘Leon’s strong!’ this or ‘Leon’s skilled!’ that from Galar folk. . .kinda makes me wanna take the guy on myself.”

oooh, lifting. sure pickin’ a girl off the ground is one thing, but have ya tried giant boulders??

alrighty, ive got everything set for movie night with Arceus but i dunno how to call god

don’t do drugs kids

Never

can’t, im morally obligated

wait you have a phone?-

n-no, it’s just a little. . .weird? dunno how to feel about bein’ able to hit up the Creator Of All Things whenever i want, it feels like too much power-

// might give into my impulses and make a swsh protag later-

𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘪 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴.