Trainer Tips! If you are in line to vote, DO. NOT. LEAVE. THE LINE. You are required to be allowed to vote by law even if the polls are “closed”!

Trainer Tips! youtu.be/h2pyj_D5UEY

Trainer Tips! Just because Potions are orange-scented does not mean you can spray them into your mouth. They are incredibly toxic to humans and cause instant - and I mean INSTANT - explosive diarrhea.

Trainer Tips! I’ve typed and deleted several tweets in response to this that made me just stop and put the phone down because I didn’t like the person I became each time I looked at this tweet. Some truly ugly, vile, and uncalled for things in those drafts. I instead wi

Trainer Tips! Spacious Cave is what I call my butthole

Trainer Tips! sorry hold on I gotta take this I’m getting a call from god

Trainer Tips! gonna go back in time and show this to an old hisuian child

Trainer Tips! “For a kid, you’re pretty agreeable” isn’t something you should say to a kid, Ralph

Trainer Tips! What are you doing falling into a hole? Some genius you are! Serves you right! Bitch.

Trainer Tips! I’m gonna smoke my cat

Trainer Tips! Don't tell me I'm out late. That's none of your business.

Trainer Tips! Ultra Balls are a scam invented by Silph Co.

Trainer Tips! I haven’t begged a human to use Bite on me before but that’s about to change

Trainer Tips! everyone’s hot, happy pride

Trainer Tips! my mom says she saw your head turn a full 360 degrees yesterday and I can’t hang out with you anymore

Trainer Tips! My Sprigatito knocked something under the fridge so I bent down to pick it up and suddenly the ground disappeared for a second and all I saw was a blue void and I don’t know how I’m going to recover from this

Trainer Tips! If there’s a big black blob on the PCB, your TM is a bootleg

Trainer Tips! my schoolyard bully just terastalized into a fighting-type and I don’t know how he did that or what to do so I just started crying

Trainer Tips! I’m the Ursaring who ate cocaine. This is my story.

Trainer Tips! I’ve gotta get a new notebook.