Have you ever dreamt of Gordon Ramsay making you a dish? I do all the time .

Just watching planes go by

And I thought 2019 was shit

Everyone and there dad trying to figure out the best corona virus joke/meme tweet to go viral

Happy birthday queen.hmhmg I mean king 😏

It is now “there literally isn’t anything to do now other then get your life together” time.

Fuck New Years resolutions. How about when the world turns back on resolutions.

Deadass this could end up like the Simpsons movie.

Two and a half men from now till 7, Shrek till 9, then wife swap to finish up the night. Oh boy.

I think I’m interested in the exotic pet market now 🤔

I am concerned because now when I watch movies I keep forgetting that they’re not in the pandemic in the movie so I’m like why the hell is everyone so close together.

Is it just me or does everyone have like 10 people they know with may birthdays ahaha

Santa Monica: Hundreds of demonstrators quietly and peacefully take a knee for 2 minutes and 53 seconds in the middle of the street on Montana and Ocean

💕🕊

Thunderstruck’s new mentor and SA alum Alex Kouri helped our team design and create a beacon for our robot to pick up! #ftc #robotics #engineering

the bird is freed

You are the media now

The evil knuckleheads picked the wrong vehicle for a terrorist attack. Cybertruck actually contained the explosion and directed the blast upwards. Not even the glass doors of the lobby were broken.

My talk today at the Presidential Parade