Mrs Weebs I've been preoccupied trying to keep a cat clean. Damn thing has diarrhea & long fur. Messy beast, washed it twice

Mark Trumbo @heatherlysmess Was he as douchey as those 2 girls who attacked Trumbo at a pizza place b4 a Pearl Jam concert in LA 2 yrs ago?

My ex posted a photo of his pregnant wife n I laughed for a good 45mn then went home 2 n empty house n fought w/ a cat that isnt even mine

Mark Trumbo being with Baltimore #orioles has given this something to cheer for. Our city is on the rebound. Welcome to your new home -runs.

Instead of a cigarette after sex I'd like an Oreo.

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Manny Machado

Less than two weeks until the premiere of Iron Chef Gauntlet on Food Network (April 16, 9/8c).

The Gospel never changes. #ThankYouLord

Environmental group slams Trump check to National Parks as a "publicity stunt" hill.cm/WnWVnre

North Carolina's shot selection is extremely Ross Barkley

Alton Brown Food Network This chef show downs are getting so boring, do something else please.

Alton Brown Food Network How bout an Iron Chef Heavy? Where the plot is to feed 30 snot nosed boy scouts? Think of all the power tools...

Alton Brown Food Network This makes me hyperventilate a little bit. :)

MORNING BRIEF: Caitlyn Jenner tells Tucker Carlson Trump 'kind of disappointed me' fxn.ws/2oFWP0Z