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Water pouring out of the bottom of my boiler after @yourSSE broke a part of it yet the soonest they can get here is between 20:00 and midnight tonight #poor #timetochange

When you’re old enough to have to wear glasses for computer work and your phone doesn’t recognise you with them on and won’t unlock... #monday

Fuxache... #M25

Who doesn’t love a bit of aqua planing en route to work, eh?

Disgusting customer service from @yourSSE Trying to cancel our contract with them because of this and we have to pay for the privilege?! Furthermore they aren’t even bothered that their CS is so poor we are leaving #rubbishattitude #theydontcare

En route to work. It’s so windy I had to use both hands on the steering wheel #whatgives

Still, the world is made better by Radiohead’s Fake Plastic Trees so... *shrugs*

I knew having a Tik Tok account would pay off. BBC EastEnders #EastEnders35 #EastEnders (Not my video)

The only redeeming feature about today so far is hearing the full length version of Bat out of Hell on the radio.

I’m sick of the scaremongering out there about COVID-19. GP receptionists wearing face masks and gloves. Patients bring frogmarched out of surgeries for sneezing in the queue

Utter madness.

And don’t get me started on people who won’t self isolate but really bloody should...

I think there will be a cure for coronavirus long before we can ever fix stupid

And whilst I’m at it, the casual racism this virus is causing? Absolutely astounding.

Anyway, I’ve been on call all week. Am set to remain on call till 0800 Monday morning. Which is just fucking peachy.

Back in 2016 years ago I had to go for my #PIP assessment, mainly because I returned the questionnaire the DWP sent me with a post-it note on the front saying "As I'm not a salamander my legs have not grown back yet." This is what happened next...

Shit on it #RIP #paulritter

I can’t even… Dave Berry Matt Dyson

Now she's falling asleep, and I'm calling a crab.