I do. You know. Trust you.

Can't imagine why...what with the undead, lurky thing...

*Smiles wryly and shrugs apologetically.* Sorry. Force of habit.

I don't think there's an uninvite spell for over-aggressive wordplay.

Ah, right... So, did you want me to... *She pantomimes leaving the room."

*Is visibly relieved.* Good! Cause I didn't...

Full sentences? Who needs 'em!

I don't think so? *Frowns.* I better not be.

What! No! I mean... *She blushes.* It's not, like, totally not in the market, like, ever... *Her brows furrow.* But, like, say I were shopping, would that even be necessary? They did NOT cover human/vampire relationships in middle school health class...

*Grows a bit green around the gills. Metaphorically, not literal gills.* I...dunno...?

*So. Much. Panic.* Gillian...Anderson. Yeah, if anybody knows about...that kinda stuff, it would have to be Scully.

Look, I'm not all about forcing people to make choices, but GH/Rookie is that one case I can't just let go. If I see you're following any of his accts - the newest ones being @HerAngelicWings and @MaidOfHornets, I'm going to soft block you, maybe even full block.

If knowing how this creepy asshole stalked my partner, the amazing #Sunshine, doesn't make you want to unfollow him of your own volition, then there's nothing more I want to say to you. Stay safe out there.

You literally followed over half a dozen of their accounts, Rookie. And one of mine. You're pathological.

I'm not so stupid as to try - repeatedly - to refollow the accounts of someone who has called me out on my shit by name and blocked me religiously FOR FIVE YEARS. Got the receipts, you creepy asshole. I may be a bitch, but at least I'm not a perverted asshole, Rookie.

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