Another unrealistic expectation for women

I been acting DIFFERENT since bizzy handed me down her old Apple Watch

Health and wellness?!?! No thanks, I’d prefer WEALTH AND HELLNESS

Feels pretty good to be leaving a job without any malice for the first time ever! These people are actually happy for me bettering myself instead of jealous and bitter!

This sandwich was made with contempt

kinda effed up how the universe would only give me a work from home job after I quit smoking weed

I’ve officially been ripping bass for 2 years today 🎉

if y’all knew me when I was 20-22…no u didn’t

yeah I still want a effin ciggy

is anyone I know even still on this app

whoever scored grey’s anatomy season 5 soundtrack really did their big one