u will be overpaid and underworked

ripping a geek on an e-bike ripping a geek on an e-bike ripping a geek on an e-bike

some people gotta stop smelling like fart and milk you are killing your cause

warm beer. ice cream. geek bar. e-bike. chainsmoking on a scooter. beer league.

fui no mercado comprei 7 potes de sorvete. isso é morar sozinha

y’all killing black people in memphis to ask grok who got a crush on you

Dallas Fort Worth would be a beautiful name for a nonbinary child

This is a great thing to tell yourself when your really hungover from drinking too much

“im an author and sometimes the curtains really are just blue!” im sorry, but as soon as that work leaves your hands, it isn’t up to you to decide what any of it means

night so cooked i’m considering smoking out of a dorm room window

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life

Didn’t know glass animals had shooters like that. There are coworkers everywhere for those with eyes to see❤️

ontem a manoela estragou a porta do meu banheiro e nós, duas mulheres, precisamos de um gay e uma não binarie pra consertar ✊

When it’s 80 degrees at 7 PM and you can get a waffle cone

Devil on my shoulder: it’s Friday night. Have 7-10 beers. Come on do it 😈 you know you want to 😈 Angel on my shoulder: only have 3-5 beers

parents will discover a movie on netflix that you can't even imagine.

nonbinary opp think they them😂

Sent three emails and now I can’t sleep

Eve Hitler was barely cold by the time treatler was born