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The Almighty Gord

@thealmightygord

I'm a naughty, naughty princess.

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calendar_today27-08-2013 15:42:53

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My stupid monkey brain can't not follow these people - and they're being recommended at a faster and faster rate. Feels like I'm making my own bed...

My stupid monkey brain can't not follow these people - and they're being recommended at a faster and faster rate. Feels like I'm making my own bed...
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So a pirate walks into a bar with the ship's helm embedded to his crotch - everyone notices, the wheel is poking patrons and spilling drinks. The bartender whistles, "Wow. Is that painful?" The pirate replies: "arr, it's drivin me nuts!"