//omg my nephew does the same lol

Yes, bring me all the Harley’s

//Over half the Arkham asylum poison Ivy art is porn 🙃

//I love that moment when Twitter thinks you don’t need to know who follows you

Or, send them back to nature where they belong.

It absolutely does. Humans aren’t the only thing they can provide nutrients for.

“I’m feeling... formal.”

There’s a simple solution to the space issue. Get a bigger bed, or cuddle your loved one like a normal person.

“Perhaps I’ll convert one of Batman’s living gadgets in to a sidekick of my own. Should be easy.”

She’s working. Bother her if you have a death wish. Unless you’re Harley.

Harley, this is literally an invitation-

“Arkham belongs to me now...”

“I need drones. You need a kiss. Let’s work something out.”

“Every guard, every doctor, every inmate, they all bend to my will now. This island is mine. Gotham is next. You’re next.”

“I think I’ll be stealing one of Batman’s partners for a while.”

Wraps the reader up in vines.

//in dms, of course!

And suddenly a shiver went down Ivy’s spine.