Every idiot media dipshit is like “I can’t tell the difference between overturning an election and stopping wholesale slaughter because some of the specifics are similar” as if only the means are important and the causes are irrelevant. The both sides media rot hyperdistilled.

Let’s go Mets baby

The Tactics Ogre people have a chance to do the funniest thing.

i hold a record on the kobayashi maru. i’m the fastest person to ever say it was a no-win situation. they said, “george, we haven’t even finished explaining it yet.” i said, “doesn’t matter. can’t be done.”

they accused me of cheating. there were hearings, inquiries.

It would seem most first basemen are not prepared to receive a 107 mph throw from short.

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New York is more of a basketball town than New Orleans, Milwaukee, Cleveland, Miami, and Denver. That’s all this is really telling us.

I would like to announce that the Skating Devil Ray is my friend and if you have a problem with the Skating Ray you have a problem with me.

These are really nice. I’m not sure the black pant is the best way to do them but top tier jersey for sure. Great cap too.

Kevin Durant promising your franchise an NBA championship in exchange for a series of questionable trades:

“Yo, there might be a slight chance at maybe getting an offensive rebound there.”

Josh Hart:

It’s a good thing I’m not an NBA coach because I would just have the last guy at the end of my bench dive into Embiid’s knee on the first play of the game. Like when a hockey fight breaks right after face-off.

I feel strongly that these should still have the purple that the caps have but I can’t figure out where or how.

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