me rn #AFLFreoPies

Agreed 👏

Check this out it’s going to be a good series itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/dri…

Ignore the horror of Collingwood being good; focus on how Richmond losing is hilarious. #lifehacks #AFLTigersMagpies

Merry Xmas yo @ Whale Beach, New South Wales, Australia instagram.com/p/BrzO5O4AXGF/…

Tom Tom Evans not sure if you would have seen this, perhaps you might take up the handle @astudyinalcoholfreeadultdrinks

That’s a great look 😂😂😂 #auspol #australiavotes2019

Looks like the North York Times doesn't really understand Australian geography The New York Times

superbowls crowd roars in their stadium of bone, gnashing teeth and crying for more blood and a pound of flesh. deep down the players do not want to oblidge this moan but feel cosmic pull of the game remembering their pact with snow channel advertisers in the ancient texts

halfway though big game and so far both teams having no problem getting me hard as rocks

Oh no! This makes me think of sex! ☹️

WHAT IS KEEPING PITBULL

How good's going to bed and knowing that nobody can ruin your life for at least 6 hours.

A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese. It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.

Last night I dreamt that I was working in a busy bar and for the first time it was a fun dream and not a horrible MOTHER!-esque stress dream

it used to be you didnt need a degree to become a philosopher yo u could just say shit like "Beer is the Merry Soul's Companion" constantly

And just like that Sydney Swans have swanned onto the #freetheflag AFL Leadership Board