First day of mercury retrograde and I already had a dream about being in love with an old ex who didn’t reciprocate my feelings and only hurt me. Gotta love mercury retrograde for bringing up people from your past

It makes me sad for air and earth moons because people always tell them their feelings aren’t valid and therefore they detach themselves and are seen as unemotional. So here’s a reminder to air and earth moons that your feelings are valid and I love you

Fire moon culture: -starting a bunch of projects but never finishing any of them because you got bored -starting drama without actually trying to -saying something in the moment because you were upset but not actually meaning it -acting on every emotion that you have immediately

What the water moons need Cancer moon: needs security, nurturing, and comfort Scorpio moon: needs passion, control, and acceptance Pisces moon: needs reassurance, compassion, and gentleness

This is for all the people who think astrology isn’t real. He literally screams Scorpio

Check on your earth sign friends this month because they really going through it

The biggest hopeless romantics: -Sun in Cancer, Leo, Libra, Pisces -Moon in Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces -Mars in Libra or Pisces -Venus in Cancer, Leo, Libra, Pisces -Sun or Venus in 5th, 7th, or 12th

Update: I finally made a change in my life and I’m so happy. I hated my old job but I stayed there bc I felt I had no choice and went and took a new job today, and during mercury retrograde. Can I get a hell yeah

Virgos and Scorpios are two of the funniest signs imo. They have a very sarcastic sense of humor that’s quick to make people laugh especially if you’re close with them

Air signs will complain that they’re bored and that no one is texting them but have 17 unread text messages

How to seduce Taurus placements: -Take things slow -Have money -Make them food -Give them security -Have money -Smell good -Give them affection -Have money

Taurus, Leo, Sagittarius, and Pisces placements are the type to get a text and pretend they didn’t see it but then actually end up forgetting to text back

Placements that enjoy being alone more than being around other people: -Sun in Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, and Aquarius -Moon in Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces -Sun or moon in the 8th or 12th house -4th, 8th, or 12th house stellium

Fixed signs (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius) rarely change their minds until they finally do and then you still can’t change their minds

Gemini risings can TALK and regardless of if you’re listening or not they’ll literally have a whole ass conversation of their own

Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Pisces: my kink is when people care about me Aries, Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius: to unrealistic, settle for choking like the rest of us

Air sign culture is constantly acting like you’re not hurt or that things don’t bother you when deep down they really do because you want to come off as a fun easy going person

Placements that have the most soothing and beautiful voices: -Mercury in Taurus, Gemini, Libra, Pisces -Venus in the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, or 7th house -Mercury in the 2nd or 3rd house -Taurus or Libra sun, moon, or rising