The shiny gods have finally blessed me with my fav shiny ❤️❤️❤️

Would I be mean if I didn't give my cashier a 15 min break cause he basically just spent that amount of time in the bathroom? 💀

When you're supposed to have a FedEx package delivered today but you check the drivers location and they're on the interstate heading away from your town 👁️👄👁️

It's i500 weekend and that means it's 7am and people are already out snowmobiling and also it's fucking -5 🤢🤢 like the amount of drunk people this town is about to have is wild