Every day.

Imagine if I never needed that money and you had just died to a flower. I think about that reality every time you say something like that.

You're basically fortunate Sasha had brain cells and Gortys made sitting in a caravan for days on end bearable.

There Is Three Of Them Get Me Out Of Here.

If I tell all you Fionas that you're not actually that bad will that stop the dour act.

There's no escape now.

You're the one of the three that made it about a felony, as much as crime is even a relevant factor in the borderlands.

I have to pick the battles when dealing with the intricate balance of Fiona-dom that teeters between wanting to make out with me or trying to see if I have any moon money left over.

Are you buying a person now.

There's a lot of things I don't want to unpack here.

It's six in the morning.

I'm choosing a different Fiona.

You really choose what you want to hear in things.

It's a real rollercoaster of whatever this all is and I haven't even had coffee yet.

Walk in, 'Janties', Walk out.

Which part of my reaction exactly was it that made you think you should actually go down this path so that I know to never do that again. x.com/falsisms/statu…

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Yeah. Women.

Every day, I exist, and every day, I wonder why.

I keep an order of which Fiona is best, and it's a constant struggle.