davos seaworth will fall in love will then kill alysanne mormont

get your tinfoil hats on: margaery tyrell is actually writing a song of ice and fire

catelyn tully will accidentally kill aemon targaryen

get your tinfoil hats on: grey wind will visit sothoryos

get your tinfoil hats on: rhaegal will scheme with patchface to kill qyburn

qhorin halfhand will run away with jojen reed

plot twist: davos seaworth will wed boros blount

meera reed will visit asshai

jon connington will switch places with daario naharis

tormund giantsbane + joanna lannister = grenn

hot new theory: amory lorch will be betrothed to eddison tollet

plot twist: meryn trant will die in battle

rhaegar targaryen will have children with willas tyrell

pyp will be betrothed to oberyn martell

boros blount will execute meera reed

walder frey will become the king beyond the wall

lyanna stark will reunite with oberyn martell

shireen baratheon + barristan selmy = bronn

hot new theory: grey worm will secretly marry littlefinger

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