That’s enough, Karenye

pro tips to get men to stop hitting on you: -ask them to buy into your MLM scheme -whip out a copy of the watchtower and ask “have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?” -tell him you have to check with your parole officer bc you just murdered your husband

on a first date with a guy who pressured me to drink although he wouldn’t, tried to kiss me & rub my back in front of everyone 🤢 then followed me to my car insisting i go home w/him

me applying to onlyfans after i get a work email without any emojis or exclamation points

*me, sitting in the backyard crying* boyfriend gently touches my shoulder: is this about the danish?

it’s always “happy international women’s day” and never “quit ur job and be a ✨ stay at home girlfriend✨” smh

omw to annoy my boyfriend

dating tips from a behavior analyst: words are meaningless without action. you say you’ll call tonight? do it. did you end your relationship? don’t lead them on. want to find a good partner? don’t give your time to someone who doesn’t value it.

mixed signals are a signal. they’re not interested. do yourself a favor and move on!

sad girl winter is over now it’s time for sad girl spring

dating is nicer in the summer because i’m still lonely but in a sundress

don’t worry about him texting you back he doesn’t even wash his hands after using the bathroom

my dog when it’s 3 minutes past dinner time and the bowl is still empty

our entire relationship

If my wedding isn’t exactly like this, I don’t want it

i think maybe one part of breakups people underestimate is how people in love develop their own sort of language and a rich shared world of characters and motifs. & then when the relationship ends there’s a special loneliness in realizing you’ll never speak that language again

obsessed with my mother posting a pride tribute to her straight daughters with no mention of her gay son