Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

yo dude you coming over for pizza and staring at my cat tonight?

i love when gemini’s go on their manic rants then go back to life like nothing ever happened

ask your doctor if disappearing for 6 months is right for you

me when i remember my future depends on me

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

If there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s head out for a night on the town with 18% battery and a stomach ache

me tryna enjoy new years knowing nothings gonna change

felt this on a spiritual level

“You’re up so early” bold of you to assume i’ve slept

oh you’re getting back to normal? unfortunately i’m getting back to weird

"How come young millennials aren't having kids??"

Best*

hey i can’t come in to work today i have to indulge my childlike sense of joy and wonder