I will never order from @ASOS ever again. They are unreliable and have poor customer service. Very disappointed in every time I’ve ever bought something from them.

I move my own furniture. #TheBachelorette

going into quarantine. not showing any symptoms i really just need time to focus on myself

only cool cats and kittens in my circle

*Zach on the phone with his grandma* Zach: “Hi Nana, what’s up??” Nana: “Just at the grocery store, looking for broccoli, you know how it goes.” 😂😂😂 A lady after my own heart

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My parents sign all of each other’s presents: To: My Sweetie From: Your Sweetie Clearly a flawed system bc my dad just opened my mom’s jeans and thoughts they were for him

Update: they continue to keep opening each other’s presents on accident cuz they can’t remember who wrapped what...

He’s the most excited it snowed ❄️

Customer: “Do you guys take debit cards?” No, we exclusively accept payment in the form of bitcoin, the cholocate coins you got in your stocking for Christmas or we use the barter system. What’s a debit card? Never heard of it

Ellen DeGeneres will be 60 in January Mind blown

When you just want some alone time x.com/planetepics/st…

If your powerpoint presentation wasn’t in comic sans in 4th grade you were irrelevant

I’m just thankful we are all past the end of the year Flipagrams everyone used to make

Why are cake walks only a thing at elementary carnivals? I could for a cake walk right about now.

My goal for 2018 is to finally have my 12th birthday party

Brace yourself, it’s a Grandma reunion

Zach and I sing a mean duet of Rewrite the Stars