This universe is a fucking mess,somebody should sort that out.

Ever wonder who the first person to milk a cow was?.....

What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

<====3 Guess what that is.

It was an arrow

Argh

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

#AsariAzure

#DrugsBunny #SlappyDuck #StalkyPig

I was gonna clean my ship...but I got high, I was gonna give that krogan the slip....but I got high I just shot a Merc..and I know why

...cuz I got high Cuz I got high Cuz I got high Badadadadada

You know what really grinds my gears?. YOU,BATARIANS!!....FUCK YOU!.

If I had a nipple for every time I heard that xD

I've got the Azure affect xD

This salarian coverd me in silly string and I was writhing around on the floor.... XD

I find turians rather sexy

Get on your knees and beg for blue milk

Stuck in the middle with you

Ashka T'leah *in Cleveland's voice* That sounds nasty.

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