Retweet this to show you love Me. Please. I'm sad and lonely and this Twitter account is all I have anymore.

all 6 of them are lv100 corgis

Retweet this if you’d like Me to kill you within the next five years.

I'm not a grammar genius, but even I know that it's incorrect to use a subject pronoun in a prepositional phrase.

My anxiety: I hate people My depression: I’m lonely

These robots are being put to the test.

Trump is a baneling, and he works for the Keeper.

Happy Dec 1st Everybody! Can’t wait to cozy up and watch smash holiday flicks such as “We Wish You a Heteronormative Christmas”, or “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas....Because Everyone in This Town is, Except For Those Two Background Actors.”

Shameika said I had potential.

This is my own little private space! Today I put my short on inside out and didn't notice until 30 minutes later.

I'm not interesting, and I can't think of things to say, so I'll try say things on here. It's gonna be lame, though. Proper grammar is important to me.

I've been listening to Fiona Apple. I like her music.

I want Cheerios.

less gender reveals more scooby doo villain reveals

I can't believe that I like watching Joe Pera Talks With You. Lol