I regret trying to take a cute panorama of my dog

I AM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK OH MY GOD

Great to be in Singapore, excitement in the air!

Me: *at the cinema waiting for the movie to start* My brain: Don't say it Don’t say it Don't say it Don't say it Don’t say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it... Me: “ALL... AROUND... YOU...”

What are kudos

If it walks like a bunch of fuckers and it talks like a bunch of fuckers it’s a bunch of fuckers.

🙉

dude tweeted, "how tf do u pronounce SZA" and someone responded with this I'm laughing out loud x.com/nishaluvzu/sta…

My son !!!!!!!! I love you so much !!

oh no

I cried when he hit dat “SUUUWOOOO” at the end

nothing but respect for my flag x.com/xmasape/status…

You will never look at a calendar the same way after you watch this