The chokehold that prime day has on me

Good luck this week folks

how is the starbucks in target out of oat milk lol like just go get it

There’s something about fall that makes me want to put Gossip Girl as my background show

I wanna dye my hair red

I have been thinking about T-Coon’s breakfast potatoes all day

I was in Edie’s for 3 minutes and now I will smell like a piece of fried catfish for the rest of the day

If you re-home your dog, 9 times out of 10, I’m judging you

I know pregnancy is a blessing but I am not enjoying myself at all

It is with a heavy heart that I must admit that my uncle was a contestant in this

Where do I apply for the job on the left

no thoughts, just vanderpump

11 more weeks until I can have a fat, juicy cocktail and a medium rare steak

That first sip of coffee made my eyes roll back

When women ask me how far along I am or how many weeks I have left, my new favorite thing to do is respond “I’m not pregnant” the look on their face is …priceless