[msg to Miranda Lawson] Let me be the first to congratulate you. Meeting?

[msg to Miranda Lawson] I'll see you there. *travels to Purgatory and enters the room, closing the door behind her*

Knocked a few centuries off. I'll take it.

When I was born, humans thought the Earth was the centre of the universe. Now you know it's black holes, radiation, & Jacob's final vent.

No one has ever complimented me on my Thessian mountain fresh scent. Either people are jerks or this body wash is bullshit.

I unanimously declare myself Councilor of the year.

Half of my friends think I should get out more. She may have a point but my pet pyjak disagrees.

I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere.

I have more issues than Citadel Vogue.

To lose weight without going to any actual effort, I've ordered the keepers to lower the Citadel's gravity.

Your human Bible says Adam and Eve so I did both.

@AgentDC234 May I help you?

@AgentDC234 What do you need?

@AgentDC234 I can arrange access to certain classified files for you.

@AgentDC234 Yes, I know.

I like to stare at wine in the supermarket for 10 minutes to make people think I'll spend more than 6 credits on a bottle.