A hurricane is gonna hit King's Landing. Her name is Cersei.

@DevotedDevan You are right. King Tommen Taena Merryweather Jaime Lannister Cersei Lannister

All is fair in #FakeWesteros

Stupid Celibacy vows... #sucks

@DevotedDevan Stop you doing what? Victarion Greyjoy King Tommen

@DevotedDevan I suppose I could stop you, but I have little interest in what you kids get up to #youdontevenknowwheretoputit King Tommen

@DevotedDevan Oh Really >>> Ros King Tommen

@DevotedDevan Least iv'e had some.. #itwasgood Ros King Tommen

@DevotedDevan It was still good #ohyeah Ros King Tommen

@DevotedDevan You ravened Devan? @DothrakiDancer

@DothrakiDancer You would what? @DevotedDevan

@DevotedDevan You do know Im a regular to Ros #whoresarethewayforward #donthavetodealwithemotionalcrap @DothrakiDancer

@DothrakiDancer You haven't bothered me, just saying im not looking for love, only fun, the kind that whores give Ros @DevotedDevan

@DothrakiDancer I didn't say you were, just saying what I like, whores are experienced lovers! Ros @DevotedDevan

@NearlyNakedRos Im always up for a whore, plus iv'e had your twin Ros

@NearlyNakedRos Of course, you free tonight? I will pay you well seens as your very beautiful.

@NearlyNakedRos Of course, I would not expect you to be free, A discount aye?

@NearlyNakedRos Of course, Im more than willing to pay a higher price for a night with you.

@NearlyNakedRos Thank you, for your kind compliment amongst other things sweet lady.

It has been a long while, Fake Westeros. I trust you have all kept well.