i can’t explain it but crossing the road is honestly so embarrassing

To absolutely brag… while I slept in, matt did the dishes, laundry, brought up the Christmas decor, and brought me coffee in bed when I woke up.

All I want for Christmas is for Taylor to drop the re-recording of Speak Now

Matt decorating our bathroom:

Played 2 on 2 hoops for the first time since my transplant. I don’t feel like death. had energy before I started playing and after. Very reassuring to know this is how normal people feel. Good W today.

McDonald’s Snack Wraps

*discussing the enneagram* Me: one of my biggest fears is that ppl won't take me seriously Matt: that's your biggest fear? Me: yeah one of them Matt: mine is snakes Me:

I wish the IRS would just take my money instead of tormenting me with their fucked up riddles

Can we please have a Chopt Creative Salad Co. in Cincinnati? I’m begging. Will beg every day. Xoxo, Weak fan from lack of nutrients bc I’m not eating salads

my problem is i always think i can get ready in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can’t

Enemies to lovers

Plays God is a Freak in the chick fil a drive thru

Hey Cincinnati - Alas we’ve got another weather situation but this just means I get to see you sooner! I’ll be going on an hour early at 7pm - we’ll open doors at 4:30 😆 See you then!

We Were Costanza'd open.substack.com/pub/itsallmatt…

A peak into life post transplant 💕

I don’t know about you, but I think the rumors true 🎶 #Bearcats

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RN STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT RN I DIDNT BELIEVE IT WHEN I SAW IT ON MY TIMELINE OH MY GOD ITS A GREAT DAY TO BE A KC SWIFTIE