Arizona Crusader ™️©️®️ (@arizonacrusader) 's Twitter Profile
Arizona Crusader ™️©️®️

@arizonacrusader

People want me off social media to protect me...nah to protect themselves. I'm a loose cannon. Shit happens.

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calendar_today25-09-2021 01:00:13

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I was finally able to start using my moped. It needed to be registered and insured. I've already cruised over 100 miles since yesterday. Finally off my damn feet. Walking EVERYWHERE sucks more than going to church.

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I was able to unlock my Metro phone and use the SIM for my free phone service. I'm pretty happy since the free phone was absolutely terrible. Score!

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Some crackhead keeps showing up and bothering Korin and I. This is loaded with pepper balls. I'm gonna light his ass up if he keeps it up. 🤷‍♂️

Some crackhead keeps showing up and bothering Korin and I.

This is loaded with pepper balls.

I'm gonna light his ass up if he keeps it up. 🤷‍♂️
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Korin saved a box turtle yesterday. It was in the middle of the road. It seems our beliefs align so it's living in the backyard until it escapes. 🤷‍♂️

Korin saved a box turtle yesterday.  It was in the middle of the road.  It seems our beliefs align so it's living in the backyard until it escapes. 🤷‍♂️
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I posted on tiktok about being sad that nobody has sent me unsolicited boob, vagina or butthole pictures on Snapchat since January and someone was kind enough to send me a video of their titties. That's pretty awesome. I'm still accepting photos/videos. 😁🤘

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Now that TikTok is banned at least temporarily I can focus on the business I am trying to grow. Who wants to buy a 2 ft sticker of my penis? Only $9.95 *Restrictions apply Must be 18 or older and willing to accept my penis as lord and savior.

Now that TikTok is banned at least temporarily I can focus on the business I am trying to grow.

Who wants to buy a 2 ft sticker of my penis?

Only $9.95 

*Restrictions apply

Must be 18 or older and willing to accept my penis as lord and savior.