@LilShotOfEve well clearly I need to stop being so predictable (smiles cheekily as I sit down and decide which chocolate to eat) well, I --

@LilShotOfEve -- am very protective over my chocolate stash, especially since you are an admitted addicted

@LilShotOfEve (raises a brow) I didn't say he was anything more than that, but there is just something about him I don't like as a person

@LilShotOfEve (laughs as I shift up the sofa a little and glances at you briefly) you wink at me like you want to spread chocolate over --

@LilShotOfEve -- me and throw me to the lions or something (my brow raising questionably)

@LilShotOfEve (nods) well, when we are close within a situation, we don't see what is right in front of us

@LilShotOfEve (laughs folding my arms across my chest, as I rest my head back against the sofa) chocolate spreading and throwing me to --

@LilShotOfEve -- the lions, but I think you go distracted briefly (looks at you amused)

@LilShotOfEve As long as you are careful and alert, then that's all I can ask (smiles)

@LilShotOfEve (fakes a shocked expression) for the rats? So I'm just on par with vermin? I don't know whether I should be offended or not --

@LilShotOfEve -- right (keeping my arms folded over my chest as I lean closer to you, looking you in the eyes) well, I guess that is the --

@LilShotOfEve -- the surprise really

@LilShotOfEve (looks at you curiously) why do I need to be careful?

Nice job Twitter! Locking me out of BOTH of my accounts for three days and then taking three days to sort one of the two accounts

(Slow claps) To say I am pissed off right is an understatement! Now give me back my damn storyline account

I don't know why they have a locked AND suspended.

It would have been easier to just suspend the account rather than still let people follow and send me messages thinking I'm being a rude ass

Now I'm going for food and to contemplate my life choices

Okay Facebook, calm your shit down.

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