Unintentionally hilarious: 'A small minority' = 10k+? "Some scenes unacceptable' = Which scenes acceptable? 'Not reflective of our support' = Entirely reflective? 'Fans should reflect' = Same fans who reflected/chose to riot? 'Besmirched' = We ransacked a Thesaurus for this.

Any Tory member/voter is complicit in these horrible fucking deaths, migrant or citizen. It’s bad enough trying to choose a fucking party at the ballot box let alone vote for the Fucking worst. How much of a cunt do you need to be to etch a tick out for these fucking bastards

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Strikes: suspended. Democratic conferences: suspended. Premier League: suspended. Work and profits: ongoing. Immigration raids: going ahead. Evictions: happening. Bills: being paid as normal. See how this works?

FULL-TIME: Rangers 1-3 Ajax. Rangers’ European campaign ends on a high as they are officially crowned the worst Champions League team of all time.

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Always think of this clip when I see the British media establishment duty-shame emergency service workers for taking industrial action. It is truly obscene that public servants are expected to show dedication without remuneration. Solidarity to the health workers.

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Man City winning the Champions League is such a fairytale. Amazing what can be achieved with £2 billion, a manager with an offshore account, a suspended 2-year ban from European competition and 115 charges of financial irregularity!

Ben Elton lets rip. 🔥🔥🔥 "Rishi Sunak was just dripping with vanity" #bbclaurak

David Baddiel Not sure an alleged 'comedian' - given he dressed up in black-face to mock a black footballer - should be considered a litmus test for who might or might not be an anti-racist.

“End the violence. End apartheid. End the siege of Gaza.” Glasgow is a sea of Palestine flags this afternoon as thousands turn out for the Scottish PSC demonstration. #Skotia #Glasgow