paramore bringing out lil uzi vert for misery business made my life

explain would’ve, could’ve, should’ve

one time a very rich friend from high school venmo requested me for my share of pizza even though i fell asleep before it was delivered

im not even joking when i say the barbie movie was one of the best movies ive ever seen

Dolly Parton: please don’t take my man Jolene:

my dad fangirling over rosa delauro is so goddam funny

i would kill to be taylor swift’s therapist after karlie kloss showing up last night

people who are still vacationing to hawaii know what they’re doing at this point and lack empathy

Country musicians are like “Y’all, there’s two things I can’t stand. Socialism, and the exploitation of my labor by the bourgeoisie.”

well that didn’t help at all

His vision is now our mission

the VATICAN was trying to have this video banned. the girls today are just taking notes

max + allie take partners

if they shut down the government im sure as shit not paying my student loans next week

U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity bit.ly/3rXcS17

the teacup flyers have started appearing again around downtown New Haven

H-O-T-T-O-G-O piss girl, so confusing