I need a tshirt that says “might bite violently if you’re a man” or something.

I’ve expressed so much raw gratitude and appreciation to all of the people I love the last few days and I feel like I’m levitating. 🪄

In other words- I got back to everyone I’ve been ignoring by accident.

Men be so fast to get the “sparkle” off your face that was PURPOSELY PUT THERE. Go build a house and don’t touch that wtf.

Delusion is the root of all destiny

I eat.. I feel sick.. I don’t eat.. I feel sick. How do I WIN

You know what just screwed me up? Who’s to say you’re not crazy? The craziest people do things everyday thinking it’s normal and so do you

These are the wounds of my mother.

I say “what?” to my dog when he stares at me as if he’s gonna say “nm just wondering how locked in you are.”

If you’re someone that gets off on shaming people for living at home in this “beautiful” economy, you’re a privileged dork and a problem to everyone around you. Fix ya mind and mind it.

“he has children” you evil fucks don’t care when the victims ARE children

This man was no hero and he shouldn't be celebrated.

people are posting stories that have never posted stories before

I’ll get to see NIN in this lifetime..right?

Apparently “not caring” about someone’s death is “celebrating.” Well then bring out the piñata pop and chips cause

It be ya OWN people 😂

Please like this if your report card growing up always said something about “applying” yourself better.

i’m not gonna lie to you guys i feel like i’m going into psychosis

In another life I was a DJ. Nobody can tell me otherwise.

Do we still say “bless you” to strangers? Cause I don’t wanna do that anymore.