Never turned right so fast in my life

As a housewarming present I gave my friends a photo frame filled with pictures of me

Who the fuck is Ada and why does she get to skip the line

You're telling me Arrested Development stole that from Batman??

I'm down here at the homunculus store if anybody needs anything

Got a date tonight at the combination Taco Bell/Mavis Discount Tire

These guys are saying some crazy stuff. "Cowabunga" and such nonsense.

It's true, he's a real freak

That seems like a reasonable price

Every day our dewmocracy slips more and more towards colagarchy

Someone told me you could save big money here

I love that episode of Wipeout

Needs more meat

Hope Dad likes his card this year

This is a weird old video game

Facebook gives me this fucking notification every day how do I stop this

Even the ai is like "eh"

Literally the most beautiful sunset in earth's history is being blocked by a closed down KFC

Just trapped the soul of Shaquille O'Neal within this crystal

On my walk I spotted this brave sentinel, keeping watch over the village