Schrödinger's beaver

Did Cisco and ebert get along

They transitioned from DVD rentals to dumpsters?

$9 for Wal Mart brand soda. Where my country gone?

found the box I keep my childhood in

Sorry Howard, there's a new champ in town

Did I spell it right

Somebody's got OCD at this taco bell

I hope if I ever get famous they don't put my chair in a museum where everyone can see all the damage my ass wrought to it

I only show my garlic bread to people I really trust

Finally a low sodium water

Weird thing to be presumptuous about

Archeologists recently unearthed this companion piece dating back to the same time period

Red waffle 👍
White waffle 👍
Blue waffle 😟😰

Oh, to be a tiny man in that restaurant

Preparing my most complicated recipe

Too many whites!!

I want to suck your cock (Count Dracula voice)

Caught a beautiful shot of the setting sun

I said YES!! 😍😍🍾💍💒💑🥂🫶